this is hilarious.... haha... here goes :
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at faith's Christmas party. It was weilian who spiked the punch with too much chocolate milk. I can't help it if I drank 31 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like excrete.
I thought it was funny when I put Sining's bra on my head and danced the cha cha on the chair while singing `where is the love'. I didn't mean to break faith's mp3 and don't know why faith would sue me for adultery.
I don't remember calling weihao's wife a gay horse---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and blue lipstick!
And when I threw up on miaoyu's husband's arse, it was only because I ate too much of that banana.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my garbage truck through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a humongous dog and have me arrested for sodomise!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all siao and seductive. And I'm really not to blame for any of this kuukuu stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and completely yours,
estel (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 1 bucks!
smile & merry christmas >.< HOHOHO