reflections

today i've learnt...

that ministers are actually vampires so they cannot stand flashlight of amateur cameras. once exposed, their thick makeup followed by their very rubbery skin will melt from the over-exposure to light. this will incur e wrath of their trying-to-act-like-i'm-very-cool-bodyguards-but-i'm-just-a-dog bodyguards to complain to the relevant authorities who are also dogs to be to shoo u away like u're just some dirt.

i've also learnt...

that despite my sch's promises that it's staff will be as caring as those they hope to nurture, it is actually a very polished line taken off an advert to brainwash unsuspecting students. they are all just pigs, licking off food from their plates when there's some big event and busy exchanging useless pleasantries.

i've finally come to the conclusion...

that i shall never ever be a reporter and faceoff with dogs that can walk & talk. i shall not take photos of them with my camera as it causes my camera to crash. i shall also be aware of my lowly second class status in society & not overstep my limits cus no one will praise u for a job well done if e minister dies unglamourously cus of the flashlight.