You're Boring

This is it. You're time is through.
You're boring!
You're rambling on...no end in sight
You're boring!
No need to thank your parakeet!
You're boring!
Look at Catherine Zeta-Jones, she's snoring!
You could have rushed up to the stage, but you were lollygagging
They're turning off your microphone...
And cutting to a commercial for Del Taco!
Del Taco!
Del Taco!
Del Taaa-aaa-coo!!!